hello. i'm sandii. i'm an english major/nerd. i love supernatural, avengers and all things southern.
hello. i'm sandii. i'm an english major/nerd. i love supernatural, avengers and all things southern.
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
#such a beautiful place to be with a grande non fat soy latte
the longer you look the funnier it is
Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p fucking effective and voila tampons thanks WW1
Leighton Naylor’s fish, Einstein, developed a disease that made it hard for him to swim. So Naylor made him a lifejacket of sorts using repurposed tank tubing, redesigned his tank to make it disability friendly, and nowadays Einstein does just fine.
“People have said I’m crazy but every animal is a valued family member,” Naylor says. “I’ve tried to train all of my fish but Einstein’s my star pupil. He can swim through my fingers and he was getting into fish football when he fell sick.”
I’m literally crying over this fish
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SO PRECIOUS
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
HOW DARE YOU!
Some girls:
Me:
fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:
remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie
that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean Winchester.
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
The world is a mean place, so I’m bringing this picture back.
“Serena McKellen” - Sir Ian McKellen
Best human.
SERENA MCKELLEN……………………????????????!!!!!!!!!!!
i think this makes for a good 10,000th post
forever reblog!
i just reblogged this but i liked it and showed my mom and five minutes later i hear her laugh really loudly as she’s cleaning dishes and i ask her what she’s laughing about and she just calms her laughter down and whispers
“gandalf the gay”
